:clownso:Welcome to the fair! The one and only place for weirdos alike! 
:clownso:My names Clownso pleasure to meet ya
:clownso:As you can see by this chart we own the biggest attractions in the local area
:bf:Beep bap skidi bop
:clownso:Whats that? You’re on a date with your girlfriend?
:clownso:Oh and I see she brought her physically impossible to carry speaker set.
:clownso:How about a lil’ song to commemorate your stay then?