:dad:hey kid, whatcha doin in MY place in line?
:bf:beep boop
:dad:what?
:gf:he said we were here first.
:dad:you can understand this kid?
:bf:boop bop.
:dad:whatever man.
:dad:i've been waiting exactly one thousand, four hundred and thirty five days for fortnite two to release.
:dad:i'm not gonna let some poser and his knee-high girlfriend get it before me.
:bf:SKABEEP?!
:dad:so you wanna rap battle for this spot in line, huh?
:dad:hmmmm. fine. but i'm warning you...
:dad:my beats drop hard.